PLEASE NOTE NONE OF THIS HAPPENED IN REAL LIFE, its pretty much a trollpasta more then a actual creepypasta
What did I just watch?! I’m still trying to wrap my head around what I just had the misfortune of watching. Okay, I should explain what exactly it was that I saw.
So, I was looking around on the internet, when I got a envelope on my computer from EnglishCreamCakes, the first person who voted Pencil. I went to see what it was, and the message EnglishCreamCakes sent consisted of a Google Drive link and some apparent commentary on what it contained. Here’s what the text in the message said:
“So, these are apparently the new episodes for a sixth season of BFDI…all I’m gonna say is ‘WTF?!!’. These episodes are absolutely not kid friendly! I wanted to share this with you just to make sure I’m not going crazy…”
This caught my attention, as I’m a fan of BFDI even though I’m an adult man. I replied with “I’m gonna watch them. I’ll let you know when I’m done.”, and opened the link. It took me, of course, to a Google Drive file containing five videos. Each video had a title: “S6E1: The demise of Four and X”, “S6E2 The Beast Integer”, “S6E3: Two’s Suicide”, “S6E4: X dosent finds out his value”.
Obviously, I watched all four of the episodes. For the sake of formatting, I will describe each episode in sections.
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“The Demise of Four and X” started with a shot of Yoyleland at night. There was no music playing, just the sound of the wind lightly blowing. The scene then shows a panicked-looking Four and X running. After a few seconds of this, they stop to catch their breaths.
X then said “I think we lost them…”, his voice sounding terrified. The two Numberblocks looked around, as if they were worried that they were being followed. Neither saw anything, and they both sighed in relief.
“Why don’t we go find some of our contestants?” Four asked X, “I’m kind of worried about them…”
X agreed to this, and both started walking around Yoyleland, occasionally asking if anyone was around. Yoyleland seemed to be completely deserted save for Four and X being there. At four random points, the episode would suddenly cut to a black screen displaying Japanese text, with the text being different each time. Here’s what each piece of text said:
First time: 人生は一時的なものであり、死は避けられません。
Second time: 人生は痛みと苦しみに満ちており、死は唯一の出口です。
Third time: 体は腐敗し、魂は去ります。
Fourth time: 苦悶は死の前に来る。
Every time it cut back to the episode, the blowing wind noise got louder and more intense, and Four and X seemed to get more and more afraid. After the fourth cut, Four and X saw something not shown onscreen, screamed in terror, and started running in the opposite direction they came. They both tripped and fell, and the camera changed angle to show two digon-shaped figures looming over the fallen Four and X. The two figures reached their arms towards the two Integers, and the screen abruptly cut to black. What sounded like Four and X screaming in agony could be heard, and after about five seconds of this, the episode abruptly ended.
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“The Beast Integer” started in an empty field near the Hotel at night. It was completely silent out there. Suddenly, a loud rumbling could be heard as cracks formed on the ground. A red glow emitted from the cracks and loud, horrific screams could be heard, apparently coming from the cracks. Suddenly, a red, fiery explosion blew out of the yellow grass, creating a huge hole. A massive, maroon algebralien with red horns, dragon-like wings, and a lizard-like tail came flying out of the hole, a wicked grin plastered on his face.
“I am Six Hundred Sixty-Six!” he said in a very deep, imposing voice.
“All of Goiky is going to Hell!” he then exclaimed, and cackled wickedly. Heavy metal music started playing as Goiky twisted into a deranged, hellish landscape. The rest of the episode was Six Hundred Sixty-Six singing as he tortured the other Contestants. Some “highlights” from the “torture fest” were:
Six Hundred Sixty-Six shoving Blocky into a cube-shaped iron maiden and then closing it on him.
The Exitors being lit on fire and melting into colorful goo.
The TPOT contestants being impaled by a giant skewer and then grilled like a kebab.
Four falling into a pit of red-hot iron spikes. The scene cut to Six Hundred Sixty-Six’s grinning face right before Four hit the spikes.
Two being repeatedly smashed with a hammer, and then nailed to a pole of wood.
X being made to vomit up lava.
As for the song itself, while I don’t remember every single lyric, these are the ones I do remember:
The Integer of the Beast!
Tonight is the night of torture and agony!
Welcome to Hell, enjoy your stay!
Tonight’s dinner is Object kebab!
But nothing tastes as good as the screams of the damned!
Burn! Burn! Burn!
All hail the King of Sin!
So welcome to Hell, population you!
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“Two's Suicide” began with Two standing laying in a shed and it was stormy outside for which seemed to be forever until he finally spoke
Two: Man, I may have found the perfect job...but...
(3 second silence)
Two: NOTHING WILL END THE PAIN AND SUFFERING!!!
(Two cries loudly)
(1 second silence)
Two: except...
(The camera pans to the dark room)
(Two slowly walks into the darkness, revealing a noose hanging from the ceiling, and a chair that can both be seen easily due to the flashlight from the back of the camera)
(Two comes to a realization)
Two: DEATH!!!
(Two runs to it)
Two: IT'LL END MY SUFFERING!!!
(Two puts his neck through the noose and stands on top of the chair)
Two: THE ONLY TRUE PROBLEM SOLVER FOR MY PROBLEM...
(Two audibly hesitates)
Two: IS DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Two kicks the chair down violently, breaking it, and hanging himself)
(Two starts loudly choking for almost 10 seconds, before dying)
(Two hangs on the ceiling, with the hand that was previously holding him no longer holding him and the noose slightly swinging around)
(It then fades to black)
(It then fades from black to Two's ghost floating down under the ground, but Two doesn't notice it)
Two: YES!!!!!! I DID IT!!!!!!!!! I HAVE ACHEIVED PEACE AT LAST!!!!!!!!!
(Two notices the increase in heat)
Two: Wait, something isn't right. Why is it getting hotter?
(Two starts to hear screaming)
Two: Wait, why do I hear screaming?!
(Very quickly, Two realizes he's going to hell)
Two: WAIT, WHAT?! I'M GOING TO HELL?! OH GOD!!! WHAT HAVE I DONE?! NOOOOOOO!!!
(Two screams in anguish as he falls down with the screams getting louder and the video getting more distorted the closer he is to hell)
It then cut to the voting screen with nobody on it before cutting to static,
(A picture of red Latin text on a black background appears for a split-second saying "Valde magnum errorem fecisti, Duo." which translates to "You've made a very big mistake, Two.")
(The video ends)
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“X dosent find out his value” started with similar clips from XFOHV but it looked like they were made in 2017 instead of 2008, i skipped a few parts cause they were boring, i stopped at a random part, X then said, My value isnt any number!, Four said in a demonic voice THEN WER'E NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE JERK, four leaves x with a angry expression and X cries, This episode was kinda fine except for Four betraying X, . but unfortunately, not for long...
No one else spoke for most of the episode, just Three and Five playing catch for a minute straight, and after the first 10 seconds of it the screen cut to black while audio of the ball bouncing was continuing.
This is starting to get awkward, but I shrug it off and continue watching.
After a minute, the screen cut to the bedroom of X's house, at nighttime with just the sound of the wind lightly blowing in the background,
with X getting ready for bed, looking exhausted.
The next day, it just showed X waking up while there was glitches, and then Four breaked into X's house and said, EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKS! YOU ARENT MINE! and then X screamed, it was black for a couple of seconds then it showed X's corpse drenched in blood, it focused on X for 9 minutes, it then cut to black while a low beeping sound started playing.
The rest of the episode was just random clips from different “BFDI” episodes, photos of people who worked on “BFDI” like Miachel and Cary Huang, and photos of people with frightened looks on their faces, all while the low beeping sound continued. The last thing shown before the episode ended was white text that said “Are you happy now, X?”.
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As the Voting screen showed on the last episode, I just stared at the screen in confusion. I went back to the chat, and replied to EnglishCreamCakes.
“What was all that?! These episodes were so disturbing! Where did you find this link, anyway?!”
Candyfloss replied with, “Someone on the Object Show Community Wiki posted the link on the Discussions page.”
I went to there, only to find that there was no recent post with a Google Drive link. I told EnglishCreamCakes this, and she responded, “Dang, that’s creepy.”
After that, I tried to go back into the Google Drive, but a message came up, saying that the file was deleted. I told EnglishCreamCakes this as well, and she said, “Aw man, there goes our only evidence! I should have taken screenshots!”
Since the episodes were basically gone without a trace, I just decided to try moving on. Despite my experience, I didn’t want to quit BFDI or II right then and there. However, there’s just one question that still lingers in my mind: who on Earth made these episodes?
