EVERYTHING WRONG WITH BFDI 26: FLOWER'S REVENGE
This is a long one bois, so buckle up.
BFDI 26: Flower's Revenge is a masterpiece creepypasta. Here's a list of mistakes/critiques from yours truly (in sins, of course). There's a sin for every sentence.
BFDI is probably always gonna be one of my favorite online shows, Inanimate Insanity is my 2nd favorite online show, but I've watched BFDI a lot more than Inanimate Insanity.
1: Okay, we get it, you watch BFDI.
You know how the first season ended a while ago?
2: This creepypasta was made in December of 2018. It was much longer than "a while ago".
Well, recently, Jacknjellify released a video called "BFDI 26: Flower's Revenge (The Lost Episode)".
3: "(The Lost Episode)" is placed within the quotation marks, meaning it was part of the name. In true BFDI fashion, it would just be called "BFDI 26: Flower's Revenge".
I was really excited and ready to watch this episode like every other episode of BFDI, but I was excited that I was able to watch more BFDI.
4: You were excited to watch an episode of BFDI, but you were excited to be able to watch more BFDI? ...Okay.
When I clicked on it, the episode began with the normal intro, and when the episode started with Flower, really angry like normal, looking at all the other contestants.
5: BFDI usually does intros after a short, not right away.
Then all of a sudden, she takes out a sharp knife and says "You guys have been messing with my life for the longest time ever, you guys killed me, and were proud of it, now it's time for me to kill you." She said.
6: This might seem nitpicky, but there should be no comma after "killed me".
Then something flashed on screen, and I can't see what it was.
7: The word "can't" should be "couldn't".
But when I rewound frame by frame, I saw something that made me want to cry and vomit at the same time.
8: You can't rewind frame-by-frame in YouTube videos (assuming he/she's using the video player).
It was a picture of Paper from Inanimate Insanity, but what made it so chilling was that Paper was all red and so was the foreground.
9: I don't care who you are, a red piece of paper is not "chilling".
And the background was green, but I swear, somewhere within it, I saw blood. As disgusted as I was, I continued watching.
10: The blood isn't just "somewhere within it", it takes up half of the screen. Also, don't start sentences with "And".
By the way, I took a picture of it on my iPhone and I still have the picture and I'll show it when I get the chance to post this.
11: You can't "get the chance to post this", you're already typing it out.
And trust me, it looked horrifying.
12: We don't have to trust you. We can see it, and it's not horrifying. Also, what did I tell you about starting sentences with "And"?
Anyway, the first one Flower killed was Bubble, Bubble didn't just pop like usual, Bubble actually started bleeding and died a few minutes after Flower stabbed Bubble, everyone screamed when Bubble died, except Flower, Flower was laughing demonically.
13: This is the definition of a run-on sentence. Also, how does a bubble bleed?
Then she killed Pencil, When Match saw Pencil die, Match screamed, and yelled "OMG! That was like... Brutal! Flower! Stop!"
14: Again, another run-on sentence. Though, this may be a mistake since "When" is capitalized. Either way, that's a sin.
Flower just chuckled, Flower didn't care, she just wanted to get revenge.
15: Is Flower actually Ice Cube or something?
Right after that happened, Flower suddenly took out 17 knives and threw them at all of the contestants.
16: How does Flower have an aim that good? Actually, how can Flower hold and throw 17 knives at all?
Once they were dead, Flower chuckled demonically and said "Every contestant is taken care of. Now all that's left is Announcer."
17: Flower herself is a contestant. With this logic, Flower "took care of" herself.
Then the scene cut to Flower in front of Announcer, and she was yelling "I'M GOING TO KILL YOU TO MAKE SATAN HAPPY!!!!!!! HAIL SATAN!!!!!!!!!!"
18: I never knew Flower was satanic.
Then the scene cut to static for 12 seconds while screaming from fudd.wmv was playing.
19: There is no context as to what "fudd.wmv" is.
Then the scene cut to Announcer with blood coming out of his "mouth" and a chainsaw through his body.
20: When did Flower get a chainsaw?
Then it cut to Flower, and she now looks like the devil.
21: "she looked", not "she now looks".
And the episode ended.
22: DON'T START SENTENCES WITH "And"!
I can't take it anymore.
23: Me neither.
I'm gonna skip over the email, too much text.
Then I put the letter on the kitchen table, and went to Jacknjellify's videos, but the video wasn't there, it had been deleted.
24: When did he/she get a letter? I thought it was an email. Also, run-on sentence number 3.
"Thank God" I said as I no longer saw the episode in Jacknjellify's videos.
25: You just established that the episode wasn't in "Jacknjellify's videos".
A few hours later I looked up the episode again, I knew it was deleted, but I didn't know if someone had re-uploaded the episode or something, I then was thankful there were no re-uploads of it and no one was talking about it, because I never wanna see that episode ever again.
26: Run-on sentence number 4.
I have one more thing to say, which is this: DO NOT WATCH FLOWER'S REVENGE!!
27: It doesn't exist, this is a creepypasta. Even if it did exist, it's just BFDI characters bleeding and dying.
If this episode is somewhere, don't watch it.
28: Again, it's a creepypasta.
SIN COUNTER: 28
SENTENCE: Murdered by Flower
