You probably know what I ordered from McDonalds...This time, I walked by a green, blue, red & yellow cardboard box. I took the box with me back home and opened the box. What was inside was a McDonalds & Battle for Dream Island DVD with Firey, Leafy, Bubble & Pin near a McDonalds building with Firey holding the 2017 slogan "I'm lovin it". It was as if he was saying it.
I was concerned about the DVD, I don't remember a YouTuber like Jacknjellify partnering with a fast food company like McDonalds. I took out the DVD and put it in my portable DVD player.
"This should get interesting." I said to myself.
The first thing to show up was the menu. No opening DVD logos, No strange appearances, Just the four objects in a red background with yellow menu buttons and the McDonalds & Battle for Dream Island logos on top. I pressed Play Commercial to watch what the DVD had in store. But before it could play, A warning came up on the screen.
"Heads up, This commercial was made by a rejected BFDI animator, David Dover, he was a past worker for McDonalds and decided it would be a good idea to put his gory BFDI animation skills in a commercial, But he was wrong. Watch at your own risk as you're about to find out why Dover wasn't able to work with the Huang Brothers."
"Oh no..." I muttered. "The freakiness comes around once again..."
The commercial began with a shot of an abandoned McDonalds building at night. Four objects then suddenly walked into the shot. They were revealed to be Firey, Leafy, Bubble & Pin.
I could tell by the animation it was between IDFB & BFB.
However, Something about their voices were completely different. Firey was voiced by Tom Hanks, Leafy was voiced by Tara Strong, Bubble was voiced by Grey Delisle & Pin was voiced by Lara Jill Miller.
"I'm not so sure about this, Firey." Leafy spoke. "Why did you plan on taking us here in the first place?"
"Well, The Announcer has been captured in this here building." Firey told Leafy. "It's up to the four of us to rescue him!"
"That's preposterous!" Pin gasped. "Did you see those three animals with capes try to save endangered chickens?"
"What exactly happened to them?" Bubble asked.
"I believe the duck was cooked into nuggets, the turtle was chopped into turtle soup, and the hamster was the lone survivor, and she blew the entire restaurant up!" Pin told Bubble.
"That sounds familiar..." I said to myself.
"Can we just go in and save our host?" Leafy asked, getting impatient.
"Oh right." Firey gasped. "Let's go!"
The four objects then walked inside the building.
When they went inside, what they saw was TERRIFYING.
There were blood, guts, and organs everywhere. Including the fried, chopped up bodies of Ming Ming and Tuck from that creepy Wonder Pets episode I discovered a few months ago.
"Oh god..." Bubble whimpered. "What happened...?"
"Ugh, I think I'm gonna throw up." Pin said. Feeling nauseous as she threw up on the ground.
"Guys!" Announcer called out. "Over here!"
The objects looked up and gasped. It was The Announcer.
"Announcer!" Firey gasped. "There you are!"
"Who's idea was it to capture you and take you here?" Bubble asked.
"Why, it was mine!" A voice called out.
"Alright then, show yourself!" Firey berated as he clenched his fists for battle.
"Whatever you say, hothead..." The voice replied.
They then flew down and they were revealed to be...a Happy Meal box?
"What the?!" I gasped. "What is that?!"
"W-Who are you?" Leafy whimpered.
"Who am I? Well, let me introduce you all, My name is Happy Meal." Happy Meal spoke in the voice of Tom Kenny.
"Why the hell did you trap The Announcer in this building?!" Pin confronted.
"Well, It's simple." Happy Meal told Pin. "I wanted to make food out of them to serve the humans. I snuck into your grasslands and placed a inanimate speaker that look like him. So this explains it all, hopefully."
"That's not even a human you trapped here!" Bubble spoke, joining the A-B conversation. "That's a speaker box!"
"That's it, Get over here so we can own you!" Pin berated.
Pin then rushed towards Happy Meal. But before Pin can perform a punch, Happy Meal moved out of the way so Pin can hit a switch which dropped The Announcer into the deep fryer.
The Announcer screamed in agony as he was being deep fried. But instead of being Mike from NaturalReader, It sounded a lot like Peppino the moment he encountered a boss. (Similar to Foxy's discovery with a lost Hanazuki episode where Doughy is screaming in pain while being cooked by Hanazuki herself) Pin, on the other hand, gasped at what she had done.
"Oh god...what have I done...what have I done...? WHAT HAVE I DONE?!" Pin questioned as she began having a panic attack.
She then burst into tears and started crying. But it sounded realistic, as if Lara Jill Miller was REALLY having a panic attack.
"Well that's just great!" Firey muttered. "The Announcer is dead and now we're stuck with an inanimate decoy!"
"Thanks a lot, Chaos Meal!" Leafy angrily told Happy Meal.
"That's the final straw! Attack!" Bubble berated.
Firey, Leafy & Bubble rushed to attack Happy Meal, Pin was still on the floor, mourning the loss of The Announcer.
However, Pin didn't know that she was crying under a basket of butcher knives. And because of her loud cries, They all fell on Pin as blood splattered everywhere. Then, she blacked out.
Bubble turned around to find Pin dead.
"PIN! NOIO!" Bubble cried.
"That 'noio' clearly isn't the same when Deslile has the role." I said to myself.
Just then, one of the knifes dropped down on Bubble's head. Instead of popping, blood splattered on her head. Bubble screamed as she was stabbed in the head.
"BUBBLE!" Leafy cried.
"Change of plans." Firey stated.. "Let's skedaddle!"
Firey & Leafy then ran out of the restaurant. But just then, Happy Meal pummeled Leafy to the ground.
"Gh...let...me...go!" Leafy grunted.
"Sorry, Ms. Lemon," Happy Meal told Leafy. "You may not be human, but you are gonna be served!"
Happy Meal then grabbed a laser gun and shot Leafy in the chest as she let out a painful scream before biting the dust.
"LEAFY! NO!!!" Firey screamed with tears in his eyes.
"Well, well, well hothead." Happy Meal told Firey. "Now that your little friends are dead, your the last one!"
Firey then ran for his life until Happy Meal shot him with the same laser gun. Afterwards, He threw Firey into a lake and Firey melted to death.
"Finally." Happy Meal cheered. "I've killed them."
It cut to the credits. In the background, a music box version of "Dream Island" by Anthony Kos played, as it showed many images of what happened to the objects after their fates. Such as The Announcer being fried, Pin covered in knives, Bubble with her forehead stabbed, Leafy and her shot chest and Firey's bones in the water.
Then it showed one more thing, which was the 2017 McDonald's slogan but the text was red and there was a distorted voice clip saying that line.
I grabbed the disc out of my portable DVD player and placed it back in the case, I then threw it to my neighbor's house so he/she can witness the same horror I did.
And I believe that's it....Good night.
(The end.)
